Don't try this at home....

Ever considered plastic surgery? Ever thought you could do it just as well as a Board Certified Plastic Surgeon? Think again...

Kermit Would Be So Proud

This is too funny, look at what Lady GaGa decides to wear to a German interview. Too funny!

Kelly Hildebrandt to marry Kelly Hildebrandt

You hear the story all the time, a couple meet online and 8 months later they're engaged to be married. But have you ever heard of a couple getting married with the exact same name? Well, very soon Kelly Hildebrandt (groom-to-be) will be walking down the aisle with Kelly Hildebrandt (bride-to-be). How weird is that?

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Would you cut off your penis for love?

Well a 25 year old Egyptian man did. All because his father would not give him permission to marry, what he calls, a lady from a lower class family. I don't know if that's love or insanity?

Unfortunately, the hospital where he was rushed to could not reattach his severed member.

Tell that to the cow!

Video of the event on YouTube shows the brown-and-white cow being knocked to the ground by the plane's lower left wing. The two-seater was damaged but landed safely.

An accident report said the cow was "apparently uninjured."
MY THOUGHTS ON THAT IS TELL THAT TO THE COW, uninjured my you know what!

Wotton said he might paint a cow on the plane to mark the event.
He says: "I have to say it is the first cow I have ever hit in 22 years' flying."

Judge throws out lawsuit against God...

You have to check out this article regarding a lawsuit that has been rightfully thrown out in Lincoln, Nebraska. Guess who the defendant is? God.

http://news.aol.com/article/judge-throws-out-suit-against-god/212947

Man names daughter Sarah McCain Palin......

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of and in my house, this might just be grounds for divorce!!

Read the full article:
http://www.click2houston.com/family/17720910/detail.html

Boyfriend of girl stuck to toilet seat, wins lottery.

Do you remember the girl that was stuck to the toilet seat for over a year? She lived with her boyfriend who said she was afraid to leave her house. Well, the boyfriend just won $20,000.00 in the Kansas State Lottery. Actually it's his second time winning the lottery this year. Seems like his luck must be turning around but I just wonder how the girlfriend is doing?

Florida police use Taser on nude man walking a dog

Being home from Hurricane Ike has resorted me to "stupid news" such as this. I came across it anc cound not quit laughing. Obviously I need to get out of this house...

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer's commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.

When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said. “He was obviously having some sort of emotional distress,” he said.

McCranie said using the Taser was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him. The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.

Sorry but the last time I checked, being tasered hurts like hell!!!

Found on Yahoo news:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080916/ap_on_fe_st/odd_naked_dog_walker;_ylt=AptIxX1UwOpMAPd3G9YrMrEuQE4F